Straight people who are obsessed with promoting all things gay. People who don't have legitimate reason to promote queer interests, but put queer interests above everything else.
Frequently adolescent or young adult females who try to portray their favorite fictional characters as queer.
Frequently adolescent or young adult females who try to portray their favorite fictional characters as queer.
by kickbocksir December 27, 2020
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"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018
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WHY
In a society where Engagement Proposals are heavily pressured for one sex to orchestrate a grand gesturing production to their significant other (S.O), the ‘PRE-PROPOSAL' acts as the antecedent event that can lead a couple to a successful, happy -and fair- relationship long term.
HOW
A Pre-Proposal occurs when one sex (often the female, or one who is expecting to be Proposed to) proclaims their love for their S.O, and also announces that they are primed and ready to receive a future Proposal.
Like it’s proceeding event, the Pre-Proposal CAN be an orchestrated production delivered to the S.O. Once the Pre-Proposal is presented (and accepted!), the receiving party has 365 days to appropriately reciprocate a Proposal.
Here are the following relationship benefits of practicing the Pre-Proposal:
1. One party alerting that their souls are ready for future potential engagement-acceptance.
2. Both parties enjoy the thrill, joy, stress, schemes, awesomeness of both delivering and receiving a pre/proposal plan.
3. Deterrence of unnecessary Proposal costs and/or embarrassment IF couples are not in relationship compatibility
In a society where Engagement Proposals are heavily pressured for one sex to orchestrate a grand gesturing production to their significant other (S.O), the ‘PRE-PROPOSAL' acts as the antecedent event that can lead a couple to a successful, happy -and fair- relationship long term.
HOW
A Pre-Proposal occurs when one sex (often the female, or one who is expecting to be Proposed to) proclaims their love for their S.O, and also announces that they are primed and ready to receive a future Proposal.
Like it’s proceeding event, the Pre-Proposal CAN be an orchestrated production delivered to the S.O. Once the Pre-Proposal is presented (and accepted!), the receiving party has 365 days to appropriately reciprocate a Proposal.
Here are the following relationship benefits of practicing the Pre-Proposal:
1. One party alerting that their souls are ready for future potential engagement-acceptance.
2. Both parties enjoy the thrill, joy, stress, schemes, awesomeness of both delivering and receiving a pre/proposal plan.
3. Deterrence of unnecessary Proposal costs and/or embarrassment IF couples are not in relationship compatibility
Ie. Lateefa has known all along that she wanted to be married to John. Societal pressures have Lateefa unsure of WHEN and IF John will be proposing to her. Lateefa also feels like John should be shown how much he means to Lateefa. She prepares a moderately well schemed plan as Pre-Proposal to John, and with much success, John was so happy, moved, and proposedly-informed that he Proposed to Lateefa < 365 days later. #love
OMG She finally Pre-Proposed to him! He's got a year now to drum up something special back to her ;)
He/She’s locked up ever since XXX Pre-Proposed to them.
I was surprised at being Pre-Proposed to since I actually never liked XXX. Now we save X amount in time and money.
That Pre-Proposal was an incredible experience. I feel so loved by their gesture and can’t wait to surprise them with a Proposal of my own.
OMG She finally Pre-Proposed to him! He's got a year now to drum up something special back to her ;)
He/She’s locked up ever since XXX Pre-Proposed to them.
I was surprised at being Pre-Proposed to since I actually never liked XXX. Now we save X amount in time and money.
That Pre-Proposal was an incredible experience. I feel so loved by their gesture and can’t wait to surprise them with a Proposal of my own.
by futuretrends August 28, 2019
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by Nathaniel Kalback March 9, 2005
Get the promosel mug.Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!
by Hlasd October 15, 2010
Get the Protosexual mug.A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.
"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."
"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."
"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."
by Achilles515 November 1, 2007
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Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.
Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.
"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "
"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."
"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."
by alt-ID October 8, 2013
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