Proctological

So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt

After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision

by orion22222 October 18, 2008

Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.

After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.

by The Proctologister November 15, 2010

prft

Term used to describe the unsatiable desire of a forced cumshot.

"Gringo over there be prftin to that Debra LaFave."

by pappylepew October 3, 2006

profane the sacrum

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.

The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.

by Iblisatan July 22, 2007

poofter

another word for a homosexual

you fucking poofter!

by UnKnown February 13, 2003

Prifty

Combination of the words Pretty and Nifty. Often these words are used in combination to describe a noun.

That car is prifty. "How is your ride?' 'Prifty!"

by Brad Lindon April 16, 2005

Procter

A Procter is the type of person to get very angry very quickly when in an argument about a shit football team.

Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.

They always have very hot friends.

Friend 1: "Oi you! You're short and u support the Reds... ew!"
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."

by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 19, 2021