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chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.
Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.
by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021
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Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse
Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.
by Fartprobation April 18, 2022
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probation

Person 1: “Yo bro wanna hop in on this rotation?”
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“
by BangSosa300 May 31, 2018
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lighter probation

noun -
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
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probation relationship

When someone in a relationship is very very angry at the other person because they've done something horrible, but is still in love with them so they don't really want to break up. they go on a probation relationship where theyre still together, but not talking. kind of like being on a break.
Yeah, by boyfriend lied to me so I we're now in a probation relationship.
by Amber knows who this is. November 17, 2010
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precision

calm, controlling, livin it up, walkin through the hood, with the hood up, sippin on malt liquor
precision - when you straight
by leftside365 July 21, 2008
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Provision

The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.
Tantie, whey all de provision an dumplin an ting, oh gosh!
by Keenan Daniel Dumoy December 22, 2008
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