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premarital

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.
She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.
by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009
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Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.
Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.
by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009
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perma-stoned

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.
Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.
by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006
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perma-virgin

A person who, for various reasons, is likely to remain a virgin his entire life.
"Did you see those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons at Jason's house? Christ, what a bunch of perma-virgins."
by Aaron Rowe - MadeFromGoats.com September 30, 2002
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premature efootballation

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.
Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.
by 3irty6 December 29, 2009
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Premature unlockelation

Upon approaching a parked car the passenger attempts to open a locked car door before the driver's click on the remote device has had time to unlock the door. The result is the jamming of the door lock mechanism and much more time required to remedy the situation. It doesn't matter how many times it has happened....it WILL keep happening again.
My boyfriend is so anxious to get his sorry ass into my car that he had three episodes of premature unlockelation yesterday
by pelicanellie November 2, 2010
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premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B
Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(
by chaekirbz December 10, 2016
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