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Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
by deftone_dude October 19, 2011
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penicure

The removal of calluses from an overworked penis via sugar scrub for extra exfoliating and sweetness.
"I'm getting a penicure today because I had an all-nighter last night."
by RevolutionBreeze April 24, 2009
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Prediculerous

adjective - A combination of the words "rediculous" and "preposterous", meaning completely senseless or foolish; unbelievable, unheard of.
"A talking dog? That's prediculerous!"
by The P.J. July 29, 2009
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pedicurefile

When Joe said he wanted to suck on my toes, I knew he was a pedicurefile.
by NuclearSandra April 29, 2010
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Dirty Pedicure

Also known as the "Dirty Pedi." The sexual act of inserting ones toe(s) into another's anus for pleasure. Once inserted, toes may be wiggled or repeatedly withdrawn for increased pleasure. Common for fecal matter to become lodged underneath giving partner's inserted toenails. It is then customary for the receiving partner to remove fecal matter from underneath toenails with tongue.
"Hey man, how'd that Dirty Pedicure go the other day?"
"Ehh, it was alright, but she didnt clip her toenails!"
by SlopMonger September 24, 2015
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Prediculous

Prefix : pre- + ridiculous
•To point out or acknowledge a situation worthy of ridicule, before it comes to be.
•To recognize IRONY as it brews.
•{INSERT INSIDE JOKE HERE}
P1)"From what I can tell from yelp photos of this place, you better get a good idea of how you want your hair to look BEFORE you go in."
P2)"Yeah, Asian lady Makin' me feel all PREDICULOUS and whatnot."
OR
P1)"Welp, I buckled down, got a job, and with this paycheck I'll have enough for this month's rent.

I'm boutta hit the dog track and win enough for next month!!"
P2)"Dude, Mad Prediculous.."
by aknaka February 19, 2015
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Russian Pedicure

the act of leaving semen or cumstains underneath the toenails
Kenny: whats good?
Patrice: nothin man, you?
Kenny: same shit. yo, remember that chick that i tapped about a month ago that had the mercury poisoning?
Patrice: yeah, why?
Kenny: well she gave me a footjob today, so i gave that bitch a russian pedicure
by Diznack January 7, 2011
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