drunk as potatoes

Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.

"I'm drunk as potatoes!!"

by CanadianMenace January 27, 2009

peel my potatoes

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

by middlehead September 8, 2006

charlie potatoes

Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.

"Look at that cider drinking cunt over there acting like he's Charlie Potatoes"

by Taylor Durden June 1, 2004

Shitting potatoes

Extremely heavy rain.

"Man, it's shitting potatoes outside!"

by Mashuren May 21, 2005

Potatoness

Potatoness (adj.) (PO-Tay-Toe-Ness) the act of being potato like or in other words being like Lucilla Faith. 2. The act of laying around and being lazy.

x: wow look at that potatoness lucilla is doing 2. Wow look at all the potatoness Cori has going on. Just laying on the couch like that. 3 sorry I was late, I had too much potatoness going on

by Alpha Defender October 22, 2015

Potatoes in your garbage

What happens in your kitchen when you're high on shatter.

In the kitchen.

Nigel: "I'm going to put my potatoes in your garbage"

Will: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by JackVonCrow May 21, 2019

PotatoAnimator

an AMAZING animator on Scratch who animates THE BEST PROJECTS

"bro look at this scratcher named PotatoAnimator"

by Someone's bestie August 4, 2020