Jenn Porter
A homosapien of the sub-genre "Ginger". See "Ginger" for more info. Though displaying the physical appearance of a "Ginger" they are far less creepy and quite possibly have a soul. Most Jenn Porters are female and surprisingly attractive.
A homosapien of the sub-genre "Ginger". See "Ginger" for more info. Though displaying the physical appearance of a "Ginger" they are far less creepy and quite possibly have a soul. Most Jenn Porters are female and surprisingly attractive.
Dude 1: Dang, did you see that Ginger walk by. I didn't even get the shivers or feel cold inside.
Dude 2: Dude, that wasn't a Ginger, that was a Jenn Porter. And she was cute!
Dude 2: Dude, that wasn't a Ginger, that was a Jenn Porter. And she was cute!
by HealthJunkie1991 August 11, 2009

A Disorder that Allstar Weekend fans have over the lead singer Zach Porter and there is absolutely no cure.
Symptoms include excessive drooling, talking about Zach way to much, having over 300 photos of him saved on your computer, changing your last name on Facebook to "Porter", having random spaz attacks over him, changing all your backrounds to a photo of Zach, writing Zach Porter all over your hands, and so many more
Symptoms include excessive drooling, talking about Zach way to much, having over 300 photos of him saved on your computer, changing your last name on Facebook to "Porter", having random spaz attacks over him, changing all your backrounds to a photo of Zach, writing Zach Porter all over your hands, and so many more
by ZachsBabyGirl November 21, 2011

by Stingycheddarbob December 18, 2021

Jim porter is the love of my life. He has shaped destinies of many and has guided thousands to enlightenment. His beauty defies all bounds. It defies all bounds of universal law. He may be the smartest man in the universe, dare I say smarter than god himself. Watch as he rises above the rest of the human race, and stares down on them, as if everyone else was a small beetle. Jim porter does not live in our world. We live in Jim Porter's world.
The school board tried to take Jim porters immaculate advice, but decided instead to forget what they were talking about.
by Hillsborough County August 6, 2020

by Ieatpussyforbekfast January 30, 2018

sweetest member of the tyne, love him💘
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life
overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life
overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️
daniel porter means to be really sweet
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too
by cookiemonstergee October 12, 2019

by Faze_Bamarope November 6, 2019
