Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

porch monkey

A hard working person that doesn't need pay

your a good little porch monkey

by kyle1311hop May 6, 2015

porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

by Lala83 July 4, 2015

porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

by Big Tom June 5, 2005

porch monkey

a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors

Stop calling me a porch monkey

by sapel August 10, 2007