Dracula's poptart

Used sanitary towel.
Vampire snack food.

My girlfriend didn't flush hard enough and left her Dracula's poptart floating in the bog.

by Zen_Bastard December 16, 2012

Popster

Opposite of a hipster. As in a person that loves everything that's popular and prides herself/himself in that devotion to popular culture.

Fuck that popster and his Justin Bieber shirt!

by spiderthumb July 13, 2010

soggy poptart

A phrase used in general disgust

A person whose actions no one likes

Don't be a soggy poptart, no one likes a soggy poptart.

You, soggy poptart!

by CaveteIramDraconem April 2, 2019

Dr. Poptart

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

by IdkTest_06 March 29, 2020

popstand

A place with which somone does not want to be.

lets blow this popstand

by lightfoot May 30, 2005

poptard

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006

poptarkies

The cross between Poptarts and cookies. Usually, it is a cookie with poptart filling inside.

Slutmuffin loves to eat Unique poptarkies everyday.

by Pat G! April 24, 2008