super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ 

The Ultimate strawberry jam

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

Cooper the pooper scooper 

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

Cooper the pooper scooper by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

pooterskooter 

1. v. to procreate
2. v. an expletive often combined with a noun

Synonyms: fuck

1. I pooterskootered your mom last night.
2. Pooterskooter you.

pooterskooter by Jeramiah Schwertzman September 27, 2005

Pootersnooter 

Stealth alias of the lead guitarist for the band Faux Pas Shank and the Ruptured D's. Notorious for wearing funny hats that cover his face, being mischievous, and sniffing out the best poon from tip to tail. :P

"Who is PooterSnooter?" "God Damn that PooterSnooter!" "Oh, that Pootersnooter..."

Pootersnooter by Pootersnooter August 29, 2003

PooterSnooter 

This word stems from two word pooter being pussy, and snooter being something to snort a substance. A PooterSnooter is someone who snorts pussy.

He’s such a pootersnooter.
Wow I hear he is a PooterSnooter

PooterSnooter by PooterSnooter September 29, 2019