poosay

yk when u wanna cum so u text ur sneaky link and like yk fuck and like its ur poosay

or when u wanna be like hey gurllll my poosay a little dry or hey poosay popping princess black african trans queer pussy slay kween on the haus oml

HEY MY POOSAY IS WET

by poosaypoppinkween April 11, 2022

pookaki

when your friends bury you to your neck in sand and shit on your head.

my friends took me to the beach and gave me a pookaki

by jordan reidmann December 29, 2004

pookalicious

an adjective or noun used to describe something extremely pooky and delicious

You look pookalicious, baby!

Come here, Pookalicious.

by Sesame December 10, 2008

pooskank

An immature way of referring to someone who is being a downer.

John, why don't you want to see "Hot Rod?" You're such a pooskank.

by ThelMonk February 28, 2011

Pookalaka

A dance where the performer puts his or her arms down their shorts and sticks out their wrists and hands. The performer then swings his or her arms side to side and simoutaneously prances about.

Yo, ma' boy Matt can bust out a mad-ass Pookalaka! THE GIRLIES GO MAD CRAZY!

by E-Money March 13, 2005

poolkake

the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.

for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.

given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.

therefore;

In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take

280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;

A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years

to fill the pool

and just a moment to jump in

dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?

yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight

by idubstoners July 9, 2010

pookano

A hybrid of the two root words, "poop" and "volcano". It is a poop volcano. Often experienced after eating greasy foods, the day after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, or daily after having the gall bladder removed.

I had pookano so bad, I didn't leave the bathroom for three and a half days!

by koalabear May 3, 2004