angel poops

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.

"Angel poops save time and paper"

by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

everybody poops

the greatest book ever, ages 2 and up. tells young children about the defecation cycle or . . . whatever it's called, it's an awesome book

EVERYBODY POOPS WENT TO GO PLAY ON THE SWINGSET

- random sentence use . . . . . good book -

by bagpipehustler July 30, 2006

double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.

"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."

by GeneralGorlock June 19, 2018

air poops

A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.

Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?

No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!

by daaangdude January 7, 2012

runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.

Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!

by Bruh savage February 16, 2017

Booger Poops

Clear slimy diarrhea. Often seen when someone has IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

My buddy’s IBS was acting up the other daaayy.. He said he had the booger poops something awful and looked like he was shooting snot rockets right in the pot.

by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020