Poop

A mushy brown substance that is also known as shit. Sometimes you eat it to get brainpower and get smarter. But some bury it in the ground and it fertilizes soil! You can mu=ix it with a bit of lemon juice and strawberries, and it tastes AMAZING. I recommend it 100000/100! Also, it is great for babies, for after they eat it, they will have a brain of an adult. It comes out of an ass and makes sure to mix it with a little urine to have a good taste. Add a cup of water if too salty. Enjoy! If you would like the real recipe, please search "911-NEEDPOOP!" on Urban Dctionary!

Make sure to have some poop before you go to bed!!

by madzeeys October 20, 2020

Poop

Once yummy food.

Human: I just ate some yummy food!

Human 1401: Not so yummy anymore ha

Human: I just ate some yummy food!

Human 1401: Not so yummy anymore ha

Poop gross stuff

by The_choosen_gamer January 23, 2021

Poop

something everybody enjoys doing.......... except when having anal....

hailey : ooooooo go faster!!!
stan: (smacks ass) yeeeeesssssss
hailey : wait pull it out!!! quick !!!!!!
stan: why?
hailey: because.....(shits on dick) i have to poop....Ahhhhhhhh.
stan: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

by mrdinkysparkles February 2, 2018

Poop

Seems like chocolate because it is I take bath in it it taste like corn

Poop comes out of ass

by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020

poop

A corn log.
Golden brown floater.
Taking the kids to the pool.
losing weight.
A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink.
long range torpedo.

Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.

by Cosmo April 10, 2003

Poop

The BEST type of food

I love to eat my poop! It's so yummy!

by Hdhehdhdhdhdhgsukzd December 28, 2016

poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005