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The Good Naybur Policy

1. Share anything you bagged within the last 72 hours
2. Share deh homeworkz
3. Share any and all baked goods
4. Punching is no good and offenders will be removed from the facility
5. Slapping each other like little bitches is fair game
Nerd #1: HAY NAYBUR. SHARE MEH SUMMA THAT SWEET ASS
Nerd #2: ROFFLEWAFFLE, NOWAI MEIN!
Nerd #1: Nuh Uh. According to rule number 1 of The Good Naybur Policy, you gotz to hand over deh goodz.

Nerd #2: d'awww ok. I'mma go jack off to hamstuh porn nao.
by BeeAyyEmmEff November 15, 2009
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Open Door Policy

1. The rule parents have for their teenage children which states that the door must remain open at all times when guests, friends, or significant others are over preventing any sexual intercourse from happening.

2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.
1. Dude 1: I just got cock blocked from my freaking mother!
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.

2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.
by KRGDR April 25, 2011
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Bigger Dick Forgien Policy

A forgein policy adopted so that male leaders may feel secure in their manhood knowing that everyone around them has smaller dicks.
"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
by TraderVix January 8, 2004
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Privacy Policy

Where a site either says "We hate spam, we'll never let anyone know your e-mail", or "Fuck you, we want money!"
That's what you get for not reading the privacy policy
by RickoniX November 13, 2003
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Policy Debate

A widespread type of debate in high school; one of three debate styles used by the NFL. Two teams of two students debate a resolution which is announced in the summer, and lasts for a year. Any educational value of the debate is immediately lost when when impossible impact scenarios become the basis of one teams case. While some teams make the effort to make the debate educational and realistic, the vast majority of debates spiral into a battle to prove which plan is most likely to result in nuclear holocaust. Also known as:Mental Masturbation.
Debate Coach: "I just judged a policy debate."
Debater: "Yeah? What happened?"
Debate Coach: "Well, in the 1st Neg constructive they claimed that the aff's plan would result in Nuclear Holocaust and diseases brought by Aliens. I lost focus and began doodling on the ballot. I hate judging policy debate."
by KeizerSoze7015 July 9, 2009
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Policy debate

The best freakin kind of debate! You get a partner to back up your butt when you screw up. Much better than the aforementioned wimpy LD debate because you actually have to work to do it. Our motto: Save a forest, kill a debater. Sure we waste paper, but we have fun doing it!
POLICY DEBATE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Policy Debater September 25, 2006
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Open Door Policy

An example of corporate double speak.

A "policy" in a corporation that purports to invite open communications with middle management by stating their door is always open as a matter of policy. However, it's just human resources bullshit, as such feedback is almost universally NOT desired by the managers, 90% of whom will see such interruptions as wasting time.

Because it is not really a policy, it's a statement that is designed to lull employees into the womb of contentment while not actually accomplishing anything.

See also closed door policy.
"Man, our benefits package this year really blows! I wish I could tell management."
"Hey, doesn't your department have an Open Door Policy?"
"Are you kidding? They just say that because it sounds friendly. If I bitched to my manager about this, I'd be shown the door."
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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