pooeater

a person who engages in eating fecal matter. also a common name for an awesome dude.

"Man, that guy is a pooeater!"

by PooEater February 6, 2008

Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.

Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!

by PCFG February 4, 2012

pooey

another word for an ass

i want to shove this in your pooey

by frank schmalenpine August 27, 2008

pooey pit

bumhole

She passed out so I popped it in her pooey pit!

by do nuttin duttin September 2, 2009

Pooead

MEANING POO HEAD, ABBREVIATED.

You made me spill my drink, you pooead

by Jliaaa November 14, 2011

pooem

A really shitty poem.

A combination of the words "poo" and "poem".

The class took turns sharing their poems, but half of them sucked so they're more like pooems.

by Tokyuu September 12, 2017

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017