The Poodle

-phrase used in reference to John F. Kerry (D-MA).

John Kerry is a rich woman's pet! Let's just refer to him as The Poodle.

by RX May 5, 2004

Poodle

a girl who's hair is poofy, poodlish; or a person that doesnt like being called poodle

"OMG, that person is such a poodle."

"haha that person is such a poodle"

by Woozeee April 7, 2009

Poodle

Used to describe a male we is treated as and or behaves as a obedient lap dog.
One who is primped and pampered and patted on the head in reward of their obedience and malability

Man did you see Jake act s poodle when his wife showed up?

by Oakydoaky September 10, 2020

poodle

An old lady with white/grey hair, and bobs up and down and back in forth in the back seat of a car..you swear it was a fucking dog.

look at that poodle...its bouncin a lot..I think its gotta go out, honey...its your grandma.

by blazedncrazy50h4 September 1, 2004

poodle

Famous boy on the cover of Crumfin-it's multi-platinum album, 'Poodle Style'.

Aaron is such a poodle.

by Supercake Allstar January 31, 2004

poodle

an extremely hairy penis

eww...i totally wouldnt bang him, he has a small poodle.

by jaime and ally December 25, 2007

poodle

Noun
A sorry French excuse for a "dog" that likes to lick saggy hairy balls all day long. They also enjoy expensive haircuts that will suck all the money out of your purse and caviar, but from a human.

"What kind of dog is that that is licking my balls?"
"Must be a poodle."

by Jaxie April 16, 2005