Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.

Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!

by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010

porcelator

A porceltor, is a little hole in the sink which is used as a secondary emergency method for draining the water before an overflow occurs. the size and hight of a porcelator is relative to the size and depth of the sink.

porcelators are regarded as the most unnoticed and under-appreciated construction in the entire world. not many people know this, but porcelators prevent bathroom floodings every day, and as a result, prevent millions of deaths and dollars in damage.

by -link February 16, 2008

porcelain altar

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.

"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"

by cpujunkie2007 November 24, 2007

porcelain tsunami

This describes the large wave that hits your butt when you take a big dump.

When that Big Mac came flying out of my anus like a greased monkey, it made a porcelain tsunami and got poop-water all over my cheeks.

by divinething004 January 19, 2005

Porcelain Tuck

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."

by Dr. JRal September 22, 2005

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

by PeeBee February 18, 2004