Used in response to an unreasonable request. The implication is that the person making the request seems to want everything on a silver platter, and they want a pony as well.
A: Your web site sucks! I want to be able to do this, and this, and this, and...
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.
by Ciaran_H August 2, 2006

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.
The rest is self expanatory.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.
The rest is self expanatory.
Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.
Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?
Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!
Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!
A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?
Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?
Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!
Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!
A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?
by Kyle Elmer February 17, 2008

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by sfarag May 9, 2005

owned but worse. originated when I made it up while talking with friends in early 2004 while discussing the hilarity of people typing pwned instead of owned. i made the jump and pronounced it with a "p" and it evolved into ponied. which was fitting since we know a guy that goes by pony, and he thinks he owns everyone. again, i want to reinstate that i made this up, not this other n00b prof. walrus.
by appleburger April 28, 2005
