by 69funnynumber October 21, 2020
Better known as a "PoesZonk".
A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
by Vuilbeksoutie April 11, 2019
by nutt08 July 29, 2010
(Verb)
1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.
2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.
3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.
2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.
3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1.
Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.
Ex.2
Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.
Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.
Ex.2
Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.
Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020