Pounding the Pooch

Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.

"Hey! Get back to work and stop Pounding the Pooch!"

by PeeBee February 12, 2004

Pooch

Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.

Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!

by allerd January 27, 2005

polychronopolous

a big fucking dick

Wow that guy is a big fucking polychronopolous

by the bean December 23, 2003

screwed the pooch

to screw up

Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!

by screwedthepooch October 4, 2013

poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 29, 2007

Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

by ahirebet March 27, 2009

Poochfest

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.

We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!

by Burningred June 16, 2005