Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
Get the Polka Dot Pantsmug. by Newbie chick. March 12, 2023
Get the Posturepedic Polkamug. Having sex, the horizontal mambo.
by Newbie chick. February 4, 2023
Get the Posturepedic polkamug. 
Get the Polka dot purplemug. The act of polka dancing while intoxicated; a dance craze that is currently sweeping the nation (i.e. small town potato festivals)
by whaa?????? September 8, 2009
Get the Polkaingmug. A superhero who has the ability to never wear polka-dots because they're super trashy and bad. Him and his sidekick, Stripen't peruse his nemesis, the evil and disgusting Polka-Do, and prevents him from ruining the city of Newark, New Jersey with a disgusting and gross and really ugly polka-dot pattern.
Polka-Do: Ahaha! I'm going to cover this bland city with my beautiful and amazing and handsome polka-beam laser! Ahahaha!
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
by Sauce Pickle January 25, 2023
Get the Polka-Don'tmug. by 33Life June 7, 2023
Get the Pittsburgh Polka Partymug.