Wax poetic

To wax poetic is the act of shitting on the baseboard heater and turning the thermostat up on the day you vacate your apartment.

"Hey bra, ya movin' out today?"
"Yah man, the soup is being a total dick and keeping my deposit, so I'm gonna have to wax poetic."

by Katsnatchfever February 13, 2013

ars poetic

derived from the word ars and combined with the word poetic this expressions is genre in poetry that is also used to describe an ars who is intellegent and well educated. In the rarest of cases the ars poetic might actually be a poet.

This guy was looking at me at the pub all night and I thought he looked like an ars, but when he came and talked to me he totally redeemed himself as an ars poetic!

by karenlicious June 27, 2009

waning poetic

The opposite of waxing poetic. A sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words.

Man, that speech started off so well 'til the speaker started waning poetic

by A Drop of Golden Sun July 6, 2016

wax poetic

To speak in a very eccletic and influential manner. The term probably comes from the usage of the term wax, which is another name for vinyl records meaning that it is recorded and musical, and poetic, which obviously refers to the stylized nature of the speech.

Yo I don't want to wax poetic on y'all about the nature of hip-hop 'cause you's minds are too ignant to comprehend the complex theories I be spittin. Ya heard?

by Livintrife2g September 20, 2006

wax-poetic

To speak in a very eccletic and influential manner. The term probably comes from the usage of the term wax, which is another name for vinyl records meaning that it is recorded and musical, and poetic, which obviously refers to the stylized nature of the speech.

Yo I don't want to wax-poetic on y'all about the nature of hip-hop 'cause you's minds are too ignant to comprehend the complex theories I be spittin. Ya heard?

by Livintrife2g September 19, 2006

Simple Poetic Veteran

Represents a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Simple Poetic Veteran has published nine books.

by simplepoetvet July 22, 2019

the poetic edda

a poem about the shenanigans about the Norse gods

Did you read the poetic Edda?

by Cubepuffball June 20, 2025