pokemon url

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).

if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die

by pokeurluser January 28, 2013

POO POKER

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.

I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?

by kam75xx June 8, 2018

pokemon daycare

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Poke poacher

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.

Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

Gay Poker

A 7 card stud game where all Queens are wild. Jacks and Kings with Moustaches dealt face down are also wild (moustaches in the hole). Straights don't count, so for example no straight flush hands, it would only be a flush.

David is definitely ripe to come out of the closet. He get very excited every time one of the guys deals a hand of Gay Poker. He takes off his shirt and talks about how much he loves playing stud games with wild queen and no straighs.

by Reiso February 2, 2017

Pokémon Fetish

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.

he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish

by Arceus777 May 8, 2014