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Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!
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A term use to reference caucausian males and their adundant love for asian cuisine. Usually one must order or state their love of chinese food at least 5 - 7 times a week to qualify as a "Tillchang Platter".
Damn did Bill order chinese good again!?!? That's the 5th time this week! That guy is a serious Tillchang Platter...WOOT!WOOT!
by Francis Begovich February 6, 2007
Get the Tillchang Platter mug.A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.
The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.
The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.
The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?
Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.
Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!
Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.
Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!
by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009
Get the Shit Platter mug.a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.
1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.
2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.
2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.
by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009
Get the two-meat platter mug.A carefully constructed pub snack/meal consisting of crisps of varied flavours, nuts, again of varied flavours and the vital ingredient pig snack.
A "platter" cannot be just thrown onto a table, it must have a base of at least two crisp packets opened out along their seal and then the ingredients can be scattered in layers on to said base.
The "platter" cannot be eaten in any old way it is only to be consumed using the largest flatest crisp as a "Scoop/edible eating instrument"
The "platter" when almost fully consumed will leave behind a tasty "platterdust" which is usually eaten on a first come first served basis *Tip* Be quick in claming the platterdust for a tasty reward :)
Once the "platter" has ended the crisp packet base must be folded into a neat little triangle (You will find that only one of your friends can do this really well)for easy disposal by the bar staff.
A "platter" cannot be just thrown onto a table, it must have a base of at least two crisp packets opened out along their seal and then the ingredients can be scattered in layers on to said base.
The "platter" cannot be eaten in any old way it is only to be consumed using the largest flatest crisp as a "Scoop/edible eating instrument"
The "platter" when almost fully consumed will leave behind a tasty "platterdust" which is usually eaten on a first come first served basis *Tip* Be quick in claming the platterdust for a tasty reward :)
Once the "platter" has ended the crisp packet base must be folded into a neat little triangle (You will find that only one of your friends can do this really well)for easy disposal by the bar staff.
While pointing at the bar snacks........
"I'll have one one of everything you've got love, and two pig snacks, I'm building a platter"
"I'll have one one of everything you've got love, and two pig snacks, I'm building a platter"
by Entyson June 27, 2006
Get the platter mug.To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.
Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!
by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003
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