Ex-Plainin'

When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.

Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.

by Sammie817 March 10, 2009

T-Paining

When you jump into a video chat, but you're lagging, and we can kind of understand you but not really.

Yo, Justin always jumps into the chat T-Paining.

Rj, Jump out, then jump back in you're T-Paining

by CEO420HypeHouse August 4, 2020

T Paining

T Paining is a verb used to describe what happens, on a Zoom call, when you start to cut out and your voice starts to glitch and stutter, resembling the heavily autotuned vocals of a T Pain song.

Bob: "The metrics for quarter --- zzz -- bzzz -- fzzzz --- "
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

urban planning

Urban planning is the process of designing and regulating the use of land, resources, and infrastructure in urban areas to create sustainable, functional, and aesthetically pleasing environments. It involves a comprehensive approach that integrates various elements such as transportation, housing, public spaces, and services to meet the needs of the community.
At its core, urban planning aims to improve the quality of life for residents by ensuring that cities are well-organized and equipped to handle growth and change. This includes addressing issues such as traffic congestion, pollution, and access to amenities. Planners analyze demographic trends, economic factors, and environmental impacts to develop strategies that promote balanced development.

What are the key objectives of urban planning?

by ERYNA July 28, 2024

Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.

While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.

by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024