painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

Pictionary

A game where you will lose your innocence in 6th grade. Play if you want to be ruined for the rest of your life!

Max: Bros let’s play pictionary with the girls
Bryce: I’m too young to have my mind ruined
Andrew: pictionary? oh this will be good
Girls: oh no

by hollythedog October 22, 2019

Stone Panties

When a woman wears her underwear for long periods of time without wiping or cleaning herself during that period leaving stains or marks. This would normally be conducted by someone who is instigating a sexual act.

"Man! I got this girl to stone panties all week!"
"God Shes Pure Filth!!!"

by MistressSLurble November 10, 2013

Pockets on My Panties

I have so much dough in my jeans pockets i need pantie pockets so fit the rest.

Bitches can stand me i got pockets on my panties.

by leelee1234 November 30, 2010