Pandemic Pretty

Pandemic Pretty: a person on Zoom or other live meetings who doesn’t attempt to do any personal grooming, yet still is acceptable officially in a social gathering

“Sure his hair is four inches longer and unkept and he’s wearing a filthy terry cloth robe, but he’s Pandemic Pretty”

by Improvlagirl May 15, 2020

Pandemic Luck

When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.

“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”

by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020

pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.

Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?

by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020

Pandemic Special

A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.

That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special

by rock17 September 30, 2020

Pandemicologist

An individual who believes they are an expert when its comes to pandemics despite no formal qualifications, claiming to have all the up-to-date advice, statistics and attempts to persuade others to follow their instructions.

Mr X thinks he's a pandemicologist, forcing us to follow his draconian laws despite not having any health knowledge or public health qualifications.

by JA7 January 23, 2023

pandemic project

A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.

Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.

Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.

by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023

Emola Pandemic

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.

Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?

by Denny Molden October 22, 2014