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Pinballing

When you grab someone's testicles and stretch them with such force that they snap back to their body, it’s like the action of a pinball machine launching its ball. The sensation is akin to pulling a spring to its limit, and then releasing it, resulting in an immediate and powerful recoil as the testicles are violently propelled back to their original position. The sudden and intense motion creates a jarring, painful impact that reverberates throughout the area, leaving the individual with a sharp and lingering discomfort.
I started pinballing jimmy so hard his balls went right back inside him.
by calcity10 August 5, 2024
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Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.
I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015
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Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.
Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!
by CasperWhite October 3, 2020
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pinball driver

A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.
Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!
by 15 years in December 12, 2024
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Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans
Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!
by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025
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Mexican Pinball

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021
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ADHD Pinballing

Bouncing around on a lot of tasks for a little progress on each. Doing a large amount of work with very few things completed. Complete lack of dedication to one task. Common among those with ADHD
I took an Adderall and pinballed for an afternoon and now my place looks messier than it started, but I swear I got a lot done.
Joe doesn't have much completed because he's been ADHD Pinballing on 17 things all day.
by Clarkeprops April 12, 2022
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