the act of being the worst skater in a skateboarding group, this person must write TP on their deck.
out of all his friends he was so bad at skating he had to write TP (Tuesday Pinata) on his skateboard deck.
by Jimmy, Maria October 06, 2008
by SFDX August 03, 2010
When you sneak into someone's home late at night and steal his or her mother away. After apprehending said mother, you cut her open and put candy inside her. She is then deployed at a birthday party for the enjoyment of children.
(I recommend using samurai sword over baseball bat due to its superior cutting capabilities)
(I recommend using samurai sword over baseball bat due to its superior cutting capabilities)
Sara: So what can we do for his party?
Tyler: Let's get him a mama pinata.
Sara: Good call. I'll meet you at Crab's.
Tyler: Let's get him a mama pinata.
Sara: Good call. I'll meet you at Crab's.
by WouldU2 August 27, 2010
An area of Austin, TX bordered by Fiesta Gardens in the south to 11th street in the north and 35 in the west and Springdale in the east. The name is based on the pinata stores that line the street on Cesar Chavez.
...just head south on Chicon past crack corner until you get to cesar chavez...we're in the pinata district.
by eaustnite October 18, 2010
Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".
You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011
The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 06, 2017
by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009