Pheroboner

A term used to describe the need to fuck anyone in sight after being completely chemically mind-fucked by a run in with a hot person's pheromones.

"I ran into Shaaty on Tuesday and I was so totally blown away by his hotness that I had a pheroboner for the rest of the day!"

by FallsGirlTheNextGeneration April 12, 2009

lunatic piehole

An insulting term frequently employed to handily describe and attempt to silence a person articulating some form of unpleasant and extreme insanity.

My dear sir, would you mind shutting your lunatic piehole?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

Pieon

A gay ass word carti like to say if a nigga being lame

Why you stealing beats fo nigguh?

Carti: fuck yo family shlatt+*^ use a pieon

by Mexikohoe January 12, 2021

Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."

by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006

pierogie

jesus.

if jesus was stuffed with molten lava and tasted delicious when fried with onions.

person 1: man i'm really hungry
person 2: try this
person 1: it smells like happiness and angel giggles what is it
person 2: it's a pierogie
person 1: a what
person 2: it's jesus
person 1: HOLY FUCK IT'S STICKING TO MY GUMS THIS SHIT BURNS
person 2: just let it happen

by elektron October 26, 2012

Piemont's ridge

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.

Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.

by Koooch May 18, 2010

ross perot

a weird little fellow who looks just a little too much like frank perdue, the chicken magnet. (witness protection program ?) ran for president back in the day.

"was it '92 or '96 when that little gremlin made a bid for the white house ?"

"who ?"

"ross perot"

by frere ubu January 14, 2008