Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
by PieGuardian February 05, 2008
by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2009
Panic Induced Ejaculation
That girl's boobs brushed up against me on the way to the bathroom and I pied!
I almost fell off of my bike just now and I pied!
My roommate walked in while I was wackin' it and I pied!
I almost fell off of my bike just now and I pied!
My roommate walked in while I was wackin' it and I pied!
by KooterT February 07, 2010
by Adam Harigast February 03, 2005
Word used in abundance, spiffy word. Used at random, and shouted. Only cool but weird people can say this.
by omgz0rdubbslikespie March 17, 2004