pickled placenta

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.

"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"

by simo_4 January 13, 2008

Pickled Penis

instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.

Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!

by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005

pickled punks

Carny term for preserved fetuses displayed in glass jars. Used to be popular attractions at freak shows.

Hey Joe...get a load of those pickled punks in the freak tent.

by shakalakadingdong October 29, 2007

Pickled Dinky

Pickled Dinky, A penis that is cut off and put into a jar hence the word 'pickled dinky'

"Holy fuck! Jaharie has a pickled dinky!"

Jaharie your an abortion

by PickledDinky.org August 17, 2021

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022

Pickled Punk

A Punk is an unborn baby, aborted or not, that is placed into a jar for study. A Pickled Punk is a dead baby in a jar that is used as a carnival attraction. Babies with deformed features or other abnormalities are preferred to healthy looking babies.

Your brother should have been a pickled punk, what's wrong with that kid?

by Dirty February 8, 2005

Pickled Willy

When you finger your girlfriend and immediately give someone close to her a wet willy with the same finger.

For girls: when you jack your boyfriend off and get cum on the tip of your finger and immediately give someone close to him a wet willy with the same finger.

Dude, he totally took biological warfare to a new level when he gave his girlfriend's brother a pickled willy.

Not only did Justin get Rodney with a pickled willy, he got the dog too!

by jnrjwalker October 28, 2010