Photochop

pho·to·chop \ˈfō-(ˌ)tō-ˌˈchäp\
transitive verb

to alter a digital image with Microsoft Paint or other image-editing software in a hasty and deliberately obvious distortion of reality, as opposed to "photoshop" or "photoshopping an image"

I photochopped a creepy mustache onto a copy of your profile picture.

by sleepyy September 6, 2013

Myspace Photo

Photo taken by myspace whore at weird angles, generally above head. These photos are usually taken by the thousands, thus making the said myspace visitor, addicted to him/herself.

"That myspace photo you just took does not look like you. It looks so myspace! You look just like sonny moore"

by claudette April 14, 2006

Photobucket

Good for editing pictures, but not good when it "terminates" your account for violating the Terms of Services, when you have not.

"Man I am so pissed off. I tried to get on my Photobucket account for the first time in a while. It said I violated "TOS". What the hell?!"

by Pissed off Kid [t.a.n] January 22, 2010

Zero Day Photo

Stands for a photo developed and sold on the same day it was taken. (The term is commonly used by race day photographers. ZDP is commonly used but not limited to the subjects of running, biking, swimming, football, basketball, tennis, golf, race car, or fishing photography.)

Can be used like, "Hey, do you have any zero day photos of this event? I want to get mine today!" or "Do you know where I can get some zero day photos of this event? I want some photos that were taken of me from this race but I want them now!" Zero day photo is sometimes used in the form of an acronym like, "Hey, you have any ZDP's of this event?"

by John K. Photographer January 11, 2009

ipod photo

Upgraded version of the iPod. It is the best iPod around! It consists of a 65k screen which has the capabilities of viewing colourful photos as well as music. Can store up to 15,000 songs or 25,000 photos(60gb)

"Hey guess what? I bought an iPod photo yesterday!"

by If_You_think_school_is_bad May 20, 2005

Facebook photo whore

Someone who has an excessive number of photos tagged of themselves on Facebook, with opinions on the definition of excess varying, depending on their network size, number of friends who could potentially tag photos, et cetera.

As Facebook users cannot help being tagged by others (although they may un-tag photos), Facebook photo whores are most accurately identified by having more or an excessive number of photos tagged by themselves rather than tagged by others, indicating that they either have no life and no friends to include them in photos, or carry around a camera constantly, indicating that they probably have no life and are weird and desperate.

A: Woah, Julie has 803 photos on her profile! She must be really attractive and popular!
B: No, dude, 487 of those were posted and tagged by herself.
A: Yeah…and she's shitfaced in every one of them. What a Facebook photo whore.

A: Man, I love my roommate, but almost half of her photos were tagged by herself. Do you think I should say anything?
B: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn’t want people thinking I was a Facebook photo whore. Or that I was hella lame.

by llmollyll December 15, 2008

Photo Flash

A term for someone who is so pale that the flash of a camera would give them sunburn

John? Did you get a photo flash or were you just out in the sun for once?

by Squid86 June 21, 2010