after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

after sex phone call

just like it sounds a call made after sex

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

by adam schilling November 10, 2002

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002

phone sext

Another way to describe the act of having phone sex through "text" messages.

I still can't believe the incredible "phone sext" I had with my new friend the other night.

Our text messaging "phone sext" was better than being together in person.

by black queen May 11, 2010

Phonea sexualia

It is a person who is too attached to their phone like all you mofakas

You fucking desperate phoneis which is short for phonea sexualia

by BigNigga101 October 10, 2018

Phonesexual

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?

"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"

by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

phonesex

getting off over the phone

"You want to have phonesex? I can get you off over the phone."

by jasin June 20, 2005