peruvian plumber

The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.

Me and Shelia just did the Peruvian Plumber, and it was glorious.

by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. December 31, 2018

Peruvian mafias

A group composed of only Peruvians, who talk hella shit and like to be in the center of drama.

There goes the Peruvian mafias talking about Chris again.

by Unicornpoop5124 January 18, 2019

Peruzzi

A Peruzzi is an entitled mountain biker who believes they own all trail systems. A Peruzzi yields to no trail runner, is quick to brag about how much work they put in on trail work days, loves brats and beer, and enjoys reading outdoor magazine articles.

Oh man! Did you see that Peruzzi bombing down that hill? He must do a lot of trail work.
Check out that Peruzzi's sick spandex kit! He must do a lot of trail work.

by lazyparasite July 10, 2019

Peruvian Butler

The act of Defecating/ releasing bodily waste horizontally on the chest or throat of your sexual partner immediatly following the act of sexual intercourse to give the perception of a bowtie.

My girlfriend stacy gave me a stinky Peruvian butler the other morning.

by DeathProfit July 19, 2021

Peruvian Sunrise

When you stay up so late doing homework that you feel witty telling people that it's still yesterday.

"That guard threatened to cut off my head manaña, but I pulled a Peruvian Sunrise to get out of it."

by onegingermenace November 25, 2021

perulian

a person who is half peruvian and half italian

check out dat finnee ass perulian!!! i gotta hit dat!

by thekiddd October 4, 2007

Peruvian Dave

a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent

i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?

by oliver bryant December 14, 2009