Perk master: "Hello kind sir, heres a free joint"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"
by Wyan wholohan🙂🙂🙂🙂 August 16, 2023
Your drinking and then realize your horny and probably not going to get laid so you go home and jerk.
by JEFFJERK May 20, 2010
In passing, the term is interchangeable with "back to the grind." A slang way of saying you are done with a conversation and you have to get back to what you were doing.
by jranthony98 May 06, 2021
In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.
by Reaver 94 November 12, 2010
When someone is high off of percocet. Being jammed is commonly used as well. One will either snort, swollow or chew the perk and then start to really rather good. You're really relaxed and don't have a care in the world. Your pupils look like pin drops and your face gets real pale, too pale usually results in puking. Your ears may feel sorta blocked up. Sometimes in the beginning you can't stop talking. Mix with alcohol and youre ready to get fucked up!
girl: yo you wanna split this perk wit me?
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!
by pass the buttah May 15, 2009
by Doris Kearns Goodwin September 12, 2006
Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."
Manager: "What, why?"
W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."
M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"
W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."
M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
Manager: "What, why?"
W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."
M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"
W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."
M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
by Another-Anon September 30, 2010