Pepsi

1) The source of all evil
2) Watered-down Coke-flavored lube

Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.

1) OH SHIT, I had to buy a Pepsi and now my life is cursed by the carbonated drink gods!!
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like lube!

by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 8, 2009

Pepsi

Pay Every Peny to Save Israel

by al-muslim October 1, 2003

Pepsi

the exact same recipy as coke but pepsi watterrs theirs down

btw all this coke-pepsi wars on the internet is stooped they both suck salted monkey balls

Guy:can I get a pepsi
Dude: sory all i have is coke
Guy: thats ok just watter it down

by Darryl Featherstone September 21, 2005

Pepsi

(N.)
1.Britney Spears Beverage.
2.Homer Simpson's little brother from the Big Brother agency.

Ba,ba, baba bum. ba,ba, baba bum. The Joy of Pepsi, blah, blah, blah...

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Pepsi

The new word for "Lol"

Guy 18: I ate a bucket of paint.
Guy 1: Lol!
Guy 18: Pepsi is the new word for Lol!
Guy 1: Okay, Pepsi!

(Guy 18 dies)

Guy 1: Pepsi.

by Allegra and Tracy May 8, 2005

Pepsi

When one mixes half a vat of coca cola and half a vat of water, then proceeds to bottle it and sell it, Pepsi is created.

Does this Coke taste a bit watered down? Yeah, cause it's Pepsi.

by angrysuperhawk August 3, 2017

Pepsi

The person you're with because it's what you can get.

She your gf?
Naa she a pepsi, I prefer etc.

All these girls in the club trying to act sexy but all I'm seeing are pepsi's.

by monoho June 13, 2018