my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

my penis is bigger than yours by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

My pen is big

A sentence usually stating when a man is aroused

Pepe: " D-d-damn, Becky's looking FINE today !

Napoliean : "My pen is big any day for her." ;)

My pen is big by PePeLuVsNaPoLiEaNxd December 15, 2011

yeah well my penis is bigger 

What you say when someone else wins.

(Large penis optional)

Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

yeah well my penis is bigger by hai_bai August 17, 2011

I got big pens 

Simply a big testical

“ did you hear I got big pens” “ yes of course I know your my son”

I got big pens by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

big ol panis 

the worst rsn ever created, commonly mistaken for "penis"

hey man, your nick is big ol panis gay, your trying to say penis. no a panis is a slab of fat.

big ol panis by 767677 January 25, 2009

My bigga penis 

1. Term meaning that he/she has the bigga penis. Usually yelled out in class or outside or even at the mall. Usually yelled out in an area to notify the coming of the bigga penis. Sometimes could be so large and so powerful for no specific reason.

*Group of students at a table in school*
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"

My bigga penis by JamesBIGGAPENIS December 22, 2008