by Myself85 May 4, 2018
Get the ethan pattersonmug. A disgusting boy. Noah Patterson commonly growls unexpectedly and likes to burp a lot. They usually look like Hobbits and have an obsession with fingering they’re arseholes.
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021
Get the Noah Pattersonmug. OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"
by BigP6969 February 4, 2010
Get the brandon pattersonmug. don't even get me started!
she's a sly bitch that sleeps with every boy she sees and blames everything she does on other people.
she may come across as a nice kind hearted person but really she's just a two faced bithch that stabs all of her friends in the back.
she's a sly bitch that sleeps with every boy she sees and blames everything she does on other people.
she may come across as a nice kind hearted person but really she's just a two faced bithch that stabs all of her friends in the back.
by dickhead on toast June 18, 2019
Get the cerys pattersonmug. A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner
by local herb May 26, 2018
Get the jake pattersonmug. by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011
Get the James Pattersonmug. A field-workers paradise
Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.
by richard fitzsnuggly November 9, 2011
Get the Patterson Californiamug.