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lady patch

the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole.
A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch.
by Paiger G. December 16, 2008
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Vagi Patch

A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely outnumbered by hot women. The female equivalent of a Sausage Factory
"Marcus and Paul had plenty of hot chicks to pick from in that bar, they were the only two guys in there. That place was a total Vagi Patch."
by TwoWeeks December 21, 2008
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Burrows Patch

Triangle of hair on the lower back of a man
My boyfriend needs to manscap his Burrows patch.
by Cezanne 57 January 20, 2019
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cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.
'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."
by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009
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Pancho's Giveaway

Pancho's Giveaway was a reference to a non-existent store that so called "poor" kids at school were said to shop at. If you wore rags, tattered clothes, or no namebrand clothes, you were made fun of and news would spread quickly that you indeed, shopped at Pancho's Giveaway!

See: poncho's give-away
You're so poor you bought your clothes at Pancho's Giveaway!

Nice clothes, did Pancho's Giveaway have a sale today?

Where does mom buy you're clothes? Pancho's Giveaway?
by Morales, Jacob May 7, 2008
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Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.
"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019
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Porn Patch

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway
this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde
by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009
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