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pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.
it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.
by minghi May 17, 2003
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Plastiscines

a young French all-woman rock'n'roll band that formed a few years ago. They consist of:

Katty Beanard - vocals + guitar

Marine Neuilly - guitar

Louise Basillein - bass

Anais Vandevywere - drums.

Their sound is based on post-punk and New Wave styles, pretty similar to another great all-woman band from the 80's, the Go-Gos. The singing is done in both English and their native French. Their first album was LP1, which featured the hits "Loser", "Pop In, Pop Out" and the Joan Jett -inspired "Shake". Late last year they released "about love" - it's one of the best albums put out last year. Check them out, they're one terrific export from France.
1. The Plastiscines got their name from "plastiscine", a word found in the lyrics of the psychedelic Beatles hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds". That word itself refers to a glue or cement which is sold in the U.K. and Europe.

2. The Plastiscines are the vanguard of what may well be a revival of rock'n'roll music. For over a decade there has been chumpy boy bands, gangsta (c)rap, American Idol puke pop, phony country, phony punk, phony r & b, stupid airheads who have zero talent who shake their butts (with dancers behind them), lip-syncing to a disc while people gawk in an empty-headed way, and other bullshit. Now here is an all-female rock group that writes and sings their songs and actually plays their own instruments. Yes they are young, cute and French (ooh la la) but they make and perform SONGS. Music is their #1 priority. How about them apples?

3. There's other fresh new bands too - the Danish boy/girl (ala Eurythmics) duo the Ravionettes, Datarock from Norway, the French band Phoenix and the new guitar goddess from Down Under - Orianthi Panagaris - all who are worth hearing. After so many years of musical hell and the "Worst Decade Ever" (the 00's), rock'n'roll and its culture may finally be coming back to life again. I hope so.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 7, 2010
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pascist

One who uses methods of subvertion and placation to deceive an individual or group into appearing to uphold ideals that have their basis in equality, whilst allowing, permitting or silently orchestrating, through similar behaviour, fascist outcomes.
"You act like you're listening to my ideas as if they'll be considered, but you've already decided I couldn't possibly have any ideas worth considering, simply because I'm an employee in this establishment at a level under you. I'm sick of your pascist shit!" screamed the whore.
by jonnyvonbon January 6, 2012
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Postistic

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)
I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!
by Big E Dude February 27, 2013
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patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.
You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
by RajeshZA July 21, 2016
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Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.
I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!
by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016
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Pasties

1. (n) (sing: Pastie) "Pay-stees" Pasties are adhesive coverings applied to conceal the nipples, often at a strip club. They vary in size and are usually not much larger than the performer's areola.

Pasties are currently worn by most neo-burlesque performers. Burlesque pasties may feature tassels which hang from their centers, which the performers often twirl while performing.

Some women wear pasties to conceal their nipples and keep them from poking out from under a shirt, instead of wearing a bra.

2. (n) (sing: Pasty) "Paa-stees" A pasty (Cornish: Pasti, Hoggan, incorrectly written as pastie) is a type of pie, originally from Cornwall, United Kingdom. It is a baked savoury pastry case traditionally filled with diced meat, sliced potato and onion.

Cornish miner migrants helped to spread pasties into the rest of the world in the 19th century. As tin mining in Cornwall began to fail, miners brought their expertise and traditions to new mining regions, such as the Upper Penninsela of Michigan, where a small influx of Finnish immigrants followed the Cornish miners in 1864. These Finns (and many other ethnic groups) adopted the pasty for use in the Copper Country copper mines. About 30 years later, a much larger flood of Finnish immigrants found their countrymen baking pasties, and assumed that it was a Finnish invention. As a result, the pasty has become strongly associated with Finnish culture in this area.

3. (n) (Sing: Pastie) "Pah-stees" A pastie is a large, round patéd pie common to Northern Ireland. When accompanied with chips it is called a Pastie Supper.
Recipes vary, but the most common ingredients are minced meat, onion, potato and seasoning formed into a 'round' (just like a burger) which is generally then covered in a batter mix and deep fried. It is often served in a bread roll, locally known as a Pastie Bap.
"A stipper wearing pasties dropped a pastie in my pasty."

"Irish or Cornish?"

"It was a cornish pasty, not an Irish pastie. Oh, and the pastie was rubber."
by Ethan M April 20, 2007
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