Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010

Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

Pasterino

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv

"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"

by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.

Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser

by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017

Passed over

adj: Someone in the military who was eligible for promotion to the next rank due to time in grade but did not receive it.

DUDE: The colonel's outta here next month man, he's been passed over three times for that star now.

HOMIE: No shit. Not surprised, he's not what I'd call a "people person" ya know.

DUDE: Werd. How does a micro-managing prick get that far up anyway?

by old balls January 10, 2008

Passed the hook out .

Passed the hook out definition is . When your drunk af and you order a Hooker and you fall asleep before they arrive .

Passed the hook out ., the guys Passed the hook out by 1 am , and prostitutes arrive at 2am and nobody answers the door .

by SCAUTE September 4, 2019

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

by heil hitla June 3, 2010