n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.
Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!
by Snocap September 19, 2006
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2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!
Bob: It's all good!
Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!
Bob: It's all good!
by Honest Bob January 18, 2005
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the kindest funniest person you will ever meet. sometimes she doesnt realize how amazing she is. shes a great and supportive friend who will always have your back. Paisley always has the prettiest eyes.
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Get the Parley mug.A great friend. She is so cute pretty and sweet. She is the most beautiful girl in the world and has a great heart. She is sassy and funny and amazing. I love being around her and she is the light to everyone’s life.
Paisley is amazing
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Get the PAISLEY mug.Paisley is a meme god that’s extremely smart. She’s a sweat at school and with work. She’s hilarious, and she’s one of a kind. She’s a natural born leader who likes to subtly brag. She’s the best in school. If you find a Paisley, never let her go. She can really help you in the long run. Finally, her favorite game is Mario Kart. Literally any of them. All Paisleys are Nintendo addicts.
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1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.
2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow
1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.
2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow
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