Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010

paranormal activity worthy

the act of something being so creepy it should have been in the paranormal activity movie, or it reminded on of a certain part of that movie

Dude did you see Sam standing over her boyfriends body last night?
Yeah homie that was straight paranormal activity worthy

by terrifying abscinity May 9, 2010

bromantic partner

two dudes who act like they're life partners, to whom no ones entirely sure the extent of their intimacy

-wheres your bromantic partner chris?
-we're seeing a movie later so he went home to finish his essay....

by lezlifegotitrite August 9, 2009

Play partner

Somebody who you may not be in a committed relationship with or someone that you play with regularly. Someone who you may might have sex with do different types of kinks or BDSM with.

Ohhhh naw ma, she my play partner

by GGoosey December 9, 2021

Human Resources Business Partner

A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.

A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.

The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".

Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."

Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."

Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."

by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019

Parannoying

Someone who is overly paranoid to the point of totally irritating everyone around them can be described as parannoying.

Can't Dave talk about anything other than how the Illuminati runs the planet. He is so parannoying.

by Mister Pike December 20, 2010