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Alan Parson's Project

(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.
"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Jim Parsons

(UK definition)

A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.

Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.

Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.
Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"
by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016
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Parsons the new school of design

Parsons is a branch of The New School in Greenwhich Village, Manhatten. Parsons is a member of the Association of Independent Colleges of Art and Design (AICAD), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the United States. It's an art school famously known for it's fashion and located in the Garment District. It has been in Project Runway, and has a very large population of gay students. It has very competitive admissions, and excellent resources. The security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.
"Jenny the lunch lady from Parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!"

"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."
by floooop October 15, 2007
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Parsons

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow
wow, he pulled the hottest girl in the school, hes such a parsons
by anynonymouse December 16, 2022
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pete parsons

the destiny killer who also happens to collect classic cars
Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.
by zygarde7216 August 3, 2024
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Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind
Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king
by user683299320 November 5, 2023
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chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.
chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons
by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017
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