Parker

Pizza Hut bathroom

I like Pizza Hut Parker

by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

Parker

The hottest guy you'll ever meet and is easy to joke around with. He is fun to hang out with and you could trust him with your life. Parker is the best boyfriend you'll ever have and you'll be lucky if you get to meet one. He is athletic and has a good sense of style. His girlfriend's often take his hoodies because they love the smell of his cologne.

Girl 1: Look who's that hottie?
Girl 2: Oh that must be a Parker

by SwagGod2256 June 29, 2019

Parker

Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.

Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself

Person2: well thats Parker for ya

by Billsnation June 3, 2017

Parker

Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names

Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver

by koala killer from heavan November 20, 2013

parker

n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.

"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."

by Walt Berryman May 9, 2006

the parker

The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot

when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"

by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007

Parker

Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens

"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."

by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022