by Asssshhhhhhh1 April 28, 2017
The only high school in park city utah. Where everyone is addicted to one or more drugs and gets blackout drunk every weekend. Every student is required to join on or more cults who all practice curses to put on there rival school Wasatch High. There also required to flex how rich they are at all times.
normal kid: You go to park city high school. Is that why you are in 15 different cults and own 15 houses
park city kid: No need to flex but yes
park city kid: No need to flex but yes
by i’m no ordinary girl March 16, 2019
It is a high school (obviously) in Park City, UT.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics
Its clubs (truly) include:
-Academic Decathlon
-American Red Cross
-Art Club
-Ballroom Dance
-Best Buddies
-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming
-Small Percussion
-SECS Club
-Social Injustice Club
-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics
Its clubs (truly) include:
-Academic Decathlon
-American Red Cross
-Art Club
-Ballroom Dance
-Best Buddies
-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming
-Small Percussion
-SECS Club
-Social Injustice Club
-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.
"I live in the Park City area and am between the ages of 14 and 18, ergo, I attend Park City High School. Whie in attendance, I may or may not be addicted to one (or more) illegal substance. I believe that beer is proof that beer is meant to be drunk"
by UVCATASTROPHE! December 10, 2009
The school for teachers who are too exhausted to continue teaching, but too poor to retire. Attended mostly by white suburbanite kids who think they're gangstas, and first generation Hispanic immigrants who speak little to no English.
Many young people go on to become doctors, or lawyers, or engineers. Students at Park View High School are lucky if they can find work cleaning septic tanks in Somalia.
by grandimperialmasterofearth September 1, 2009
Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.
"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"
"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"
"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"
"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
by Chai <3 April 18, 2005
Sterling, VA
Very racially diverse school. White primpy parents will hate it, but children who aren't racist will love it.
They don't shove education in your face like other schools and teach you that if you don't want to go to college then your life will not be over.
Very racially diverse school. White primpy parents will hate it, but children who aren't racist will love it.
They don't shove education in your face like other schools and teach you that if you don't want to go to college then your life will not be over.
Park View high school doesn't push academics like other school but they really teach you how to be a better citizen
by Demeented June 21, 2017
by Racheliscute September 23, 2020