Patcher

A term used to call someone something bad without actually even calling them something bad. Basically, call them it, because it means nothing. Nothing at all. Use it whenever you feel like it. Just credit this site.

Aw man! You're such a patcher!

Freaking patcher.

by Sean McDonald June 13, 2005

Panchera

A fucking whore, a cutup, Hood Rat, that walks around thinking that her shit don't stink. Panchera's are known to wear massive amounts of make-up and they shave their eyebrows just so they can draw them back on. Drunk ass, ho will give her ass to anyone. Bottom of the barrel.

That panchera was all drunk, stumbling, and she "accidentally" fell on 6 cocks

by One-Eyed Chris & Bigdoggz June 23, 2011

parched

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006

Percher

A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.

"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"

by Keira Kei July 22, 2006

parches

Slang Word for "condoms"

Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?
Antonio; Simon Ese !

Miguel; Got the Condoms ?
Antonio; yeah Dude !

by Christian Villalobos November 8, 2007

Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.

Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Parcker

Comes off really quite but once you get to know him he's funny. A good gamer too. Caring person and would give you loads of kisses. Weak towards people he loves and cares about. Sensitive and introverted.

Hyper in mlbb, best boyfriend, parcker

by Haguraaaaaazzzzz November 23, 2021