Monty Panton

Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.

Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton

by llessuR yrraH February 17, 2021

pantoum

1. a poem that consistes of four lines rapeate again and again that somehow is supposed to make sense and mean something different every time you mix them up again.

2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F

3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary

4. see sonnet

evil english teacher- i going to need you to write a sonnet and pantoum
you- ;-; *bites head off evil english teacher*
evil english teacher- ahhhh!
you- oops.....

by I HATE SCHOOL July 20, 2008

pantophobe

a person who fears everything

Oh god! I'm a pantophobe, everything is so very scary!

by utku December 14, 2004

panton

A person of Old age normally over the age of 60 years old.

Damn that niggas a Panton!!!!

by Veronicca June 8, 2007

Pantomime

While wearing smeared, black mascara, the person will perform fellatio until completion and let said partner finish on their face while remaining silent.

After the shower, I asked Sally for a Pantomime. She looked over and smiled, then she put down her makeup remover.

by Khathaddeus January 10, 2022

Pantofla

Very elastic object which greek moms use to beat their child's ass because they didn't wear a zaketa when they went out

Greek mom: ΘΑ ΣΕ ΓΑΜΉΣΩ ΜΕ ΤΗΝ pantofla! (I will fuck you with the pantofla!)
Greek child: ΘΑ ΒΑΛΩ zaketa ΣΟΥ ΤΟ ΥΠΟΣΧΟΜΑΙ! (I will wear a zaketa I swear!)

by NotThatBigOfAPenis March 7, 2021

Panton

Current butt dart champions of South Korea. Someone who enjoys docking, bussy, dingle donut. Often found jealously gaging on Juvat cock while they’re blue sisters rub fluffies. Pantons have a very deep skinship with each other and love being biebophiled.

Hey look those pantons are docking behind the jet

by Mr. Crush Em July 23, 2022