Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

by pringlekid April 1, 2010

pancake blaster

when a guys cum explodes everywhere as if pancake batter was exploding

Julie- whats that white stuff on your bed
Chaz- sorry i was watching indian porn and pancake blaster (blastered) everywhere

by yankeelover00 December 29, 2010

pansycake

A name that dauntless call 'pussy's' Uriah specifically used it in the book Divergent.

'Marlene!!! Quit being a pansycake and tell him you like him!'

by AAAAAight July 26, 2019

ass pancakes

A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.

"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"

by DanYami July 29, 2017

beach pancake

Gay sex in the middle of a crowded beach, preferably during an orgy. Takes place on spring break. Pancake is when you take two tanned white people and hit a blunt, then have sex under the sun.

"I saw these to guys having a beach pancake, it was hot, so I joined in."

by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018

Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.

Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"

by Lewis B. Puller May 21, 2014

drunk off pancakes

term made popular by Epic Meal Time. It refers to getting drunk off breakfast items,, more specifically pancakes.

We're about to get drunk off pancakes

by epicmealtime March 5, 2011